- ticket holder at the movie theatre: enjoy your movie
- me: thanks you too
- friend: you know how we say bless you when people sneeze? there should be something we say when people cough.
- me: uh there is
- friend: really? what is it?
- me: I GOT YOUR PICTURE I'M COMING WITH YOU -
- friend: OH GOD NOT AGAIN
President Obama reading “Where the Wild Things Are”
What a photo.
if this isn’t reason enough to keep him as President I don’t know what is
(via thosewholivewithoutlove)
my college does themed backgrounds depending on the week and this is their anti-bullying week’s one omfg
badgirl675 strikes again
curse you badgrl675!
(via jackstroubleinatanktop)
When I was in elementary school I dated a boy because he played the Legend of Zelda, and that was Aaron Carter’s favorite video game. and I loved Aaron Carter.
what if instead of cutting a “Z” into people’s shirts zorro just snapped his fingers in a Z formation and then ran out of the room.
(via moveslikejalex)
